Astrology might not be NIST or HIPAA-approved, but there are definite cybersecurity risk personalities in the small business universe. From cloud confusion to awareness amnesia, here’s how your sign might be sabotaging your cyber strategy.

We took the liberty of mapping out the Cybersecurity Zodiac. No horoscope app required—just a little insight, some fun, and a reminder about better cyber habits.

 

The Aquarian: “We Use So Many Apps, Even We Lost Count”

Risk Sign: Cloud Chaos

You’re innovative, nimble, and drowning in platforms. From SaaS tools to file shares to that rogue Trello board—you’ve got it all. But without visibility or security controls, your tech stack starts to resemble a stormy cloud, not a silver lining.

Your Move:
Get control over your cloud sprawl with Cloud Protection. Audit access to ensure least privilege, enable Multifactor Authentication (MFA), and centralize storage before your business data gets into the wrong hands. For more, Watch our previous webinar Cloudy with a Chance of Awesome: A Security Forecast for Cloud Computing

 

The Scorpion: “We Don’t Talk About Incidents. Ever.”

Risk Sign: Data Denial

You keep things tight-lipped—even when it’s not in your best interest. Whether it’s a phishing scam or a full-on breach, your instinct is to bury it. But ignoring incidents won’t make them disappear—it just makes the fallout worse when someone else finds out.

Your Move:
Create an Incident Response plan. Test it. Share it. And don’t be afraid to talk about cyber mishaps—it’s how we learn, not how we lose. Read More about Crisis-Proofing Your Organization: Build an Incident Response Plan That Works on our Blog.

 

The Aries: “We’ll Worry About Cybersecurity When We’re Bigger”

Risk Sign: Startup Speed Trap

You’re all gas, no brakes. But cybersecurity isn’t just a big company checklist item—it’s important from the point of launch. Moving fast and breaking things is great for innovation, but terrible for building a Culture of Security and to help keep your business secure from the start.

Your Move:
Build security into your culture from day one. Basic policies, awareness training, endpoint protection, and data backups are cheaper now than post-breach cleanup later. For more on building a Culture of Security, Read Clicks Happen: 7 Cybersecurity Employee Awareness Tips.

 

The Virgo: “We Have Policies. They’re… Somewhere.”

Risk Sign: Policy Paralysis

You mean well—really. But if your cybersecurity policies are still stuck in draft mode, buried in Google Drive, or last updated before TikTok was a thing, it’s time to face the reality: compliance isn’t a suggestion, and outdated policies can be a real point of failure.

Your Move:
Review, update, and implement your policies. Train your team like you mean it and put your plans into action before the next phishing email hits.

 

The Leo: “Our IT Guy Said We’re Fine”

Risk Sign: False Confidence

Confidence is great. Overconfidence? Not so much. Putting your entire cyber faith in one overworked IT person (who also fixes the printer) is like using a lion costume to scare off real predators—cute, but ineffective.

Your Move:
Validate your defenses. Schedule a third-party assessment, engage a cybersecurity service, and make sure your “we’re good” isn’t just wishful thinking.

 

The Taurus: “We’ve Always Done It This Way”

Risk Sign: Legacy Laggard

Taurus is grounded, dependable… and resistant to change. You’ve got systems that were “fine in 2014” still running the show. Maybe you haven’t updated your antivirus since the Obama administration. Or you think “patching” is something your IT guy does on his jeans.

Your Move:
It’s time to let go of the “if it ain’t broke” mindset and give your infrastructure the glow-up it deserves. Patch. Upgrade. Modernize. Enlist a Cybersecurity expert (like the team at OrbitalFire) to do a Cybersecurity Assessment to know where your vulnerabilities are. Your security (and your IT team) will thank you.

 

The Gemini: “I Clicked It ’Cause It Looked Legit”

Risk Sign: Awareness Amnesia
Multitasking champion, inbox wizard… and first in line for phishing. With two faces and twice the tabs open, you’ve got double the click risk.

Your Move:
Deploy regular cyber Awareness Training, simulate phishing attacks, and coach your team to spot red flags. It’s not about shame—it’s about sharp instincts.

 

The Cancer: “Our Clients Trust Us”

Risk Sign: Soft Shell Security
You care deeply—about people, privacy, and doing things the right way. But that emotional orbit you work in doesn’t stop Ransomware. Trust is earned, and it’s protected with a smart cybersecurity strategy, not just good vibes.

Your Move:
Encrypt client data, enforce access controls, and clearly document how you handle sensitive information. Trust your heart and your security policy.

 

 The Libra: “Let’s Just Get Everyone to Agree First”

Risk Sign: Decision Deadlock
You value fairness and input from everyone. Great for team harmony—terrible for breach prevention. While you’re reaching consensus, your attack surface is wide open.

Your Move:
Appoint a cybersecurity decision-maker: things don’t get done until you write someone’s name on it.  Prioritize action over perfection. Every cybersecurity risk doesn’t need a committee—it needs control.

 

The Sagittarius: “We’re Remote, Global, and Kinda All Over”

Risk Sign: Wild West Workforce
Freedom is your jam. Remote workers? Contractors? Everyone on different devices in different time zones? You’ve built the ultimate sandbox… have you  forgotten the fence?

Your Move:
Use secure VPNs, endpoint management tools, and clearly defined access policies. Spontaneity is fun. So is securing the perimeter. For more on securing your remote workforce, Read Remote Work, Real Risks: Securing Your Workforce in the Wild.

 

The Capricorn: “We’re Focused on the Bottom Line”

Risk Sign: Budget Blindness
You’re practical, responsible—and allergic to unplanned expenses. But ignoring cybersecurity is the most expensive mistake you’ll never budget for.

Your Move:
Invest in baseline protection: work with an expert to understand the least necessary to protect your business mission. Cyber insurance? Only useful if you meet the requirements. Don’t gamble your balance sheet. Learn More about Cyber Insurance and your cybersecurity strategy Here.

 

The Pisces: “We Just Want to Help People”

Risk Sign: Compassionate Clicker
You’re thoughtful, kind, and just trying to keep things moving… until a fake invoice hits your inbox and you forward it to accounting. You mean well—but so do cybercriminals (in their own special way).

Your Move:
Invest in human-first training. Normalize reporting suspicious activity. Encourage questions before clicks. Compassion needs backup—preferably in the form of a culture of security.

 

Ready to Leave Your Risk Sign Behind?

Identifying your cybersecurity risk personality is just the beginning. Whether you’re a Policy Paralysis Virgo or a Cloud-Chaotic Aquarius, you can rewrite your stars (and tighten your controls).

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